Lesson 7 - Human Organs Collection

Sherlock can disgust people quite easily, he just puts a head in the fridge or puts a lot of thumbs in a plastic bag inside the fridge:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM63tgRGCDo
Well, if we agreed about Sherlock being a psychopath, we would probably find a corpse in the fridge...

Sad News

You may not know but I think that the Sherlock BBC series have finished. You see, the "The Reichinball Fall" was the last book Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote.
Technically it was penultimate but the next was "The Hound of the Baskervilles" and that one came earlier in the adventures.

How to live like Mrs. Hudson

Mrs. Hudson watches telly, specially makeover shows ("The Great Game"). She also likes tea, everytime someone goes to her flat, she asks: "Would you like a nice cup of tea?"
She is Sherlock's landlady and she hates when Sherlock damages the flat (specially walls).
She considers John a friend and a polite person, however, he can sometimes lose control of himself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jiVwQHxm6g

How to live like John Watson

John is an army doctor, but adapting to the civil life was being hard until he met Sherlock. Sherlock turned John's life around, of course Mike Stanford helped as well. John is polite and he has a walking stick. However, he tries to ignore it. He considers Sherlock a friend, but Sherlock considers John a colleague: "This is my colleague, Doctor Watson." John doesn't consider Sherlock a psycopath unlike Lestrade, Anderson and everyone at who hates him, except Mycroft. John is Mrs. Hudson's friend. But Lestrade, Mycroft, Molly and Sarah are his friends too. He watches TV, blogs about his cases with Sherlock, even though Sherlock doesn't aprove of it. John hates going to psychology. He also hates when Sherlock treats him as a toy (like in " The Hounds of the Baskerville" when he locks him in the lab or when he punches him to make John punch him back in " A Scandal in Belgravia"). But come on! We are talking about Sherlock like this but he and John gave quite some friendly laughes while solving cases. Well this was me resuming John Watson's life.

Lesson 6 - Deduction

   Sherlock is one of the most intellegent people of the world in one and only subject: Deduction.
   In fact, most of the people who hate Sherlock, hate him because of the deductions he made before.
   Here are some of the videos that contain his deductions:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csf5jKLSzoE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im4TYITM0VE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4foH4HCzKA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeljWMITrp0&feature=related

Well, these are only some, but there are many more, so why don't you look them up and don't forget: You can see, but you have to observe.

Lesson 5 - Friends

   As you might know, Sherlock has no friends. He has one friend (John Watson) and technically he can only admit it to make a point.
   So, here are Sherlock's enemies:

1# Mycroft Holmes (it's true, he admited it)
2# Jim Moriarty


   And here is Sherlock's "FRIEND":

 1# John Watson

   And here is the list of the people that in Sherlock's mind stand between enemie and friend:

 1# Inspector Lestrade
 2# Mrs. Hudson
 3# Irene Adler
 4# Anderson

Lesson 4 - Being Polite

   Let's admit it, we really can't say Sherlock is polite, can we? No! He doesn't have any respect for anyone but himself.
   John (sometimes), Mycroft (once), Mrs. Hudson (sometimes), Molly (once) and Irene Adler are the few people he was or is polite to.
   Here are the steps to be as "polite" as Sherlock:

Step 1 - Never say "please" or "thank you".
Step 2 - If someone doesn't understand something, always say: That's because you´re an idiot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeljWMITrp0
Step 3 - If someone says something you consider wrong, always say: Don't speak or you´re lower the I.Q. of the whole street.


  

Lesson 3 - Being Bored

As you might know, Sherlock easily gets bored and here are some of the things that make him bored:

1# Having no cases.
2# When hearing a person's story, (for a case), he normally finds everyone boring.
3# Mycroft
4# Lestrade
5# Anderson
6# John (sometimes).
7# Other detectives or inspectors.
8# Mrs. Hudson (sometimes).
9# Having no cigars.

But there are also some things that could never make him bored:

1# A case.
2# Jim Moriarty
3# Irene Adler
4# John (normally)
5# Mrs. Hudson (sometimes)
6# Cigars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=XViXch8BuT4

Lesson 2 - Clothing

Step 1 - Normally wear a black jacket.
Step 2 - Never allow someone to make you wear a something you don't want to wear.
Step 3 - When you find out something, always fold your collar upwards.
Step 4 - Normally wear black trousers.
Step 5 - Never pick up your clothes.

And these are five steps to have Sherlock's clothing. By the way, if people criticise you for folding your collar upwards, don't get bored.

Lesson 1 - Cellphone

Step 1- Buy an iPhone/BlackBerry (because in The Great Game he has a blackberry and in the Reichinball Falls he has an iPhone).
Step 2- Your text ringtone must be the one you'll find at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr8HDRvlKog
Step 3-Always text (if possible).
Step 4- If sign your texts, the correct signature is:SH.
Step 5- Always reply a text.

And these are the five steps to have Sherlock's Cellphone.